Well damn can i get a bowl of cereal?
I could deal wit this everyday
She sucks your dick WITHOUT a condom but then you fuck her WITH a condom……..
Kids are scarier than STDs.
^^^ thank you
What if she can’t have kids?
You got to watch as your mom fucked your former boss, as she tried her best to get him to rethink your termination from the company. He came in her and quickly left after hearing your mother’s pleading. Said he would get back to you, which he did. The next day though, he said that you couldn’t get your job back, but then offered your mom a newly-created position as his personal assistant - and he was only a mid-level manager! It was an unpaid internship, technically, but she took it without hesitation, telling you that experience was like, real important in the job market today. She came home late every day after that point.
One evening while waiting for your mother, you gathered up your courage and called him, politely asking him if you could be present at his office whenever he took advantage of her, saying how you’ll be in the corner, quiet, but just wanted to relive that day when he was over at the house. He laughed loudly into your ear, put it next to your mother who was apparently giving him head at that point. All you heard was slurping and moaning until you heard her voice: “…is this my son? Oh you’re so bad! Hey… mommy’s real busy right now, I’ll be home soon… I lo-” Her voice abruptly stopped, replaced by sounds of choking and gagging. Before you could say anything the boss spoke into the phone again: “That was me shoving your mom’s head down my dick. She’ll be home soon. Now fuck off.”
The phone clicked before you had a chance to finish jerking off. So again you went back to that fateful afternoon, remembering your mom on top of him. You came all over yourself, realizing at this point how exhilarating your being fired actually was for you.
…boldly going where no fandom has gone before
USS Enterprise 1701 - East Peoria, Illinois
the tie fighter is a bonus XD
Only reblogging cuz I’m from Peoria lol